It’s time for a...Social!
Grab a drink and sing-along with Dave!
See you around the piano!
SOCIAL: Its roots are from the Victorian era.
If you were going to a social, you were going to a tea party or a dance, where they would raise their drinks and declare "social!"
A Proper Social:
Hold your glasses high...
The toaster must end the social with funny lymerick and calls the social by saying,
"It's time for a ..." and everyone yells "Social!" and takes a drink.
When the toaster hears "Social," he or she starts drinking and must not stop until everyone takes a drink.
It's like the wave, but everyone must keep drinking until it has gone back around to the original toaster.
Toasts happen after you declare a social.
When you toast at dinner, get everyone's attention by clanging a glass with a spoon.
Then you say, "Here's a Toast, hold your glasses high!"
After the toast, everyone yells "Cheers!" and takes a drink.
Some toasts are dirty, some are clean, some are in between.
Here's some of the Toasts that I do in the piano bar:
TOAST: For a Girl
Here's to flowers on the piano,
She swallows Captain Morgan.
Here's to roses in the bush,
and tulips on my organ.
TOAST: For a Girl
Here's to the girl that I kissed last,
She don't kiss slow, she don't kiss fast.
She kisses long and she kisses sweet,
and makes things stand that don't have feet!
TOAST: For a Guy
Here's to Sir Lancelot,
who had to adjust his pants alot;
'Cause everytime he passed a nice piece of ass,
the front of his pants would advance alot!
TOAST: For a Virgin
Here's to Snow White,
who got so drunk she was tight.
She felt Happy, then felt Dopey,
and slept with Grumpy all night!
TOAST: For the Birds (XXX)
Here's to the stork that brings the good babies (Here, here!)
Here's the to the raven that brings the bad babies (Sssss)
...and Here's to the swallow that brings no babies at all (Kaw, kaw)
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.
Album: Love Lounge
The soulful vocals of Ella G. and other top vocalists with keyboard composer David Mann in their pop genre debut.
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